Trying not to sound like a nice guy may make you sound like a nice guy. The formula is: there is no formula. Note:
When you call her, she'll be nervous. You too may be nervous, but her nervousness will be more than yours, so free your mind and be the boss like a good-bad guy. It's extremely easy to call and TalkDict a woman.
Tease her voice in a cool way. Tease her smile in a naughty way. Tease her mouth and playfully warn her not to kiss you through the phone like Soldja Boy.
Lead like a GMC and make sure you end the call when it's fun. Don't wait for her to be the one to end the call. End it when she's enjoying it.
We don't give people canned openers, but here is any example:You: Her:
Wow! Look at her cute voice. Sounding like Celine Dion already. Her
Laughs with smiles. Thank you.You:
The next thing now you'll start singing,
"It makes no difference who you are — I'm your angeeeeel, I'm your angel."Her:
Hahahahahaha. You're so funny.You:
Wait! I hope you're not kissing me through the phone like Soldja Boy o! I charge $69 per kiss through phone. I don't kiss for free. Her
Laughing and trying to say something blah blah blah. You:
Do you know I can tell you what you're wearing from here?Her:
It's a lie. Tell me if you know. You:
You're wearing...in fact, I won't tell you before you think I'm a voodoo priest.Her:
It's a lie. You don't know what I'm wearing.You:
Okay. I'll start from bottoms-up.
You wanted to wear a black panties, but decided to take it off and stay naked. True or false?Her:
Hahahahahahahaha. False. You failed...I'm wearing a blue...blah blah blah. You:
Oh! It's a mistake. I wanted to say blue, but my tongue twisted and I mistakenly said black. Duh! Her:
Hahahaha. Lair. Blah blah blah.
At this point she's enjoying the chat, take an urgent excuse and tell her you'll call her back, then end the call immediately as if some armed robbers are shooting in your area or as if something more important just came up. Sometimes, end it as if it's a network problem or your battery went flat. You may even switch off your phone for 30 minutes of you wish.
She's going to ask you what it is, but don't explain — just end the call. That's all. At this point, you've TalkDicted her and she can't get enough of you. Just tell her you'll call her back. You have created a first lively, fun, and naughty phone call impression and women LOVE it.
When next you call, you can ask all those boring questions: How are you? Have you eaten? Why is? When is? Who is? How is? Where is? What are? Blah blah blah.
Talking with a woman on phone is easy peasy. Most guys love to complicate it by thinking it's difficult. NO! IT'S NOT AND NEVER WILL BE.
Please, the above is an example, so be creative and come up with something unique. If you have questions, ask. Clef on!