So i noticed my problem with getting girls since when i was in secondary school, back then things were harder for me. There was one time that my friends were literally pushing me to go and talk to the girl i liked then, i was shy af. Though i later talked to the girl i landed so deep in the friendzone that i probably discovered crude oil. i accepted that she was a lost cause then i went on to another girl, it was worse i did not even get deep friendzone this time it was like there was a full stop in my progress with the girl at just casual chatting, and i really liked the girl sha this went on till she left. GBAM!!! i was like see your life now, the girl don go. At one point i told myself i wont like any other girl again cos what's the point it will just be one sided without her ever knowing that i have feelings for her (but body no be firewood na, so this girl came again). before i continue let me add this , i am a bit shy bodering on insecure sef and i dont consider my self to be funny at all, i probably think it was because of how my parents brought me up sha cos most of my life i was a day student (a decision i still regret now cos i had the chance to enter boarding but i passed it up), i eventually entered boarding sha and i wised up small (NOTE: small). so i just started noticing this girl (by this time i was in boarding), she had the Asś and boobs but her face was one of those girls that its only from certain angles that they are beautiful but other times...... so i sha started talking with her (remember it was in boarding i wised up small, my friend had to drag me to one side after i begged him cos he saw how hopeless i was and sha taught me a few things sha) i asked that my friend to drop her for me cos she was like one of his many projects and it was when he took me on a "live lesson" that i saw her sha, and i liked her, we sha started talking turns out she was not too smart (but those assets were magnificient, man just overlooked it). fast forward, i asked her to be my date to 'prom' she consented (i asked her like a few months before it sha cos everybody was pairing and i didnt want another guy too take her). before i continue, dont get me all wrong i became a bit popular after entering boarding mostly cos of my being raw and my IDontGiveAFuck attitude and i'm a bit above average on the looks scale so its not like i was all that bad.....we continued our "agreement" then i realized she was getting bored of us but there was nothing i could do cos i didnt know what to so she started talking to other guys, i didnt see anything innit sha till one day, one of my dorm mates called me aside and was like "how far with you and her na?" and i replied that things were going south that she seemed bored we sha continued talking then he said he wanted to tell me something, that he is just telling me cos im a good guy and all that stuff, then he went on to tell me that he and my "date" smooched in the library, that he pressed those very Asś and boobs that dragged me to the girl in the first place, that they almost kissed but then she was like she was reserving her lips for her boyfriend (When he was telling me this i was like WTF this girl is daft, she dropped her body but her lips her reserved, kai) then it now happened to be on one of the rare days i decided to go to the library to go and read, he told me that he saw me talking with her (which was true but i left cos i was at a loss of words to continue the conversation) that after i left she came over to his cubicle (ignoring the librarian's randomizing system), my guy told me that at one point he had to cover her mouth and tell her to chill to prevent her from moaning too loudly cos the librarian was coming (in case you are wondering the library was sparse at that time), the thing pained me sha, i asked the guy too that why did he cheat on his GF he was like "she came, i didnt cheat, it was free" i laughed sha and left him i just swallowed it, i didnt confront her, i didnt do nothing, there was one time we were playing then she wanted to call my name then she called that my friends name, ouch, it entered me, but i didnt react i just pretended as if i didnt hear, to add salt to injury, she didnt realize her mistake till the second time, i sha let it slide, things continued like that sha, fast foward, we graduated, we went our seperate ways, from then till now i've only improved a little though im looking to improve more. when i decide that enough was enough was when i was sha looking for a solution to my problems sha then i found oga iLegend on NL then now here we are.
this is for some people who will come and start saying that "You are meant to face your books and all that"......for the record i cleared my external exams and im just looking to improve in an area that has brought embarassing memories for as long as i can remember
in the present the best i can say ive done is to make girls laugh sometimes and thats all. so as you have already seen, my case is different