cleffed this gal 2
Last year I entered into our dept group chat, n chatted up a girl. I throw my cocky n funny lines n she was jst laffin. She den ask me who I was , I told her I am abubakar shekau(boko haram leader. I didn't c her dp.
One day when I enter my dept fellowship, she called my name (I was shocked cos I dnt recognize d face) she told me that I so I am telling her I am a boko haram leader abi (I was sitting close to my course mate , I think she ask him abt me). After d fellowship she still met me n was excited to talk to me I didn't say much cos I was nervous. On Monday when she saw me she called my name I waved @ her cos I was late for lecture. After 3days she saw me talking to my friend she just came n touch my ribs n pass. During night class I saw her n went to her immediately we made eye contact. I told her haven't she seen a handsome guy b4. She laff no b small, I tell told her dat earlier 2day dat she touch my ribs she is trying to c if my ribs is missing so that she can b my missing rib she laff hard (I have never seen a girl laff like dis b4). Then we talked abt oda stuffs, she told me her phone spoil n she is using small phone (she doesn't enter WhatsApp). I saw on fb so we begin chatting bt I came to realize that too much humor makes one clownish cos she sometimes says I am not well, I should c d doctor. I den told her to call my numba so I cud save her numba cos I can't find our WhatsApp chat bt she says she doesn't have credit, I tease her abt it bt she laff n still maintain her position. Som days later I saw our chat, I save her number n called her. She said she doesn't knw who is talking i said I won't tell her, she started pleading. Then I told her the least I cud do is refresh her memory. I said, won't she com n marry me fast n pay my groom price b4 it's late... Immediately she knew I was d 1 she seems xcited. I told her dis 1 she is twisting her voice to confuse me she won't succeed o. I noticed d girl is feeling me, if she sees me she will start a convo (cos she was chatdicted) n d Mumu me cannot kip d convo going bt I den started to get nervous n withdraw, I didn't do anytin serious. I didn't follow up n took it to d nxt level n dats hw d attraction reduced drastically(it seems d attraction expired). I started calling her jellof rice n she liked d name, wen I stopped calling her she started calling me jellof rice. Although we still talked, I use to c 2 of my course mate playing with her n it seems they r more interested I just pulled out ... One of dem seems to be more interested infact his roommate told me dat d guy is banging her o, he's not a good bad guy sef ... I was surprised @ first cos she seems like d decent type (that's when I actually started believing gals r naughty). During my birthday dis year, during our fellowship she sang with such a sonorous voice... After d fellowship I told her dat she wants to confuse me with her voice abi, she laffed.
When writing dis post I was just regretting all D mistakes I made n d actions I never took. Many tins transpired... I don tire to dey type sef...
@answermachine, what are the lessons to learn. She still calls me jellof rice.