olumide3367 wrote:Hey buddies,
How do i SMH boring messages from girls like:
Good morning,
Good afternoon,
Good evening,
how are you,
have you eaten?,
what are you doing now?
hi,
hey,
xup,
what's up,
how was work today?,
how was your day,
lol,
haha,
k.
Pls i need a good reply. Thanks in advance.
You are not trying your best to be creative. Giving you a canned reply will make you not to think outside the box. Anyway, we will give it to you as examples, but you should come up with yours.
Good morning = Good moaning or keep moaning.
Good afternoon = Good beforenoon or hornymoon / honeymoon.
Good evening = Good Adaming
How are you? = Almost fine
Her: Lol. Why almost fine?
You: Because after you raped me in my dreams, I have been in the hospital.
Her: Lol. You're crazy.
Have you eaten = No. I want to eat you out, but you'll pay. I don't eat for free.
What are you doing? = Masturbating. What about you? (Or I'm frying cucumber. Do you want one you can use for self-service?)
Her: Lol. You're funny.
Hi = low or I stopped drinking last week, so I'm not hi(gh).
Hey = Yeh or H.E.Y mean Hit Every Yansh. This means you want me to spank your naughty yansh. Hey, my spanking is not free joor, naughty girl.
Xup = You mean X up? As in, Sëx up? Girl, wetin dey hungry you no dey market. I'll tell my mommy for you that you want to corrupt her innocent son.
Her: Hahahaha. Innocent keh. Spoilt child like you blah blah blah.
What's up? = As long as Buhari is the president, everything is currently What's down.
How was work today? = Work was hot today because we had a masturbation competition today. Even the manager participated.
Her: Hahahaha.
Her how was your day? My day was almost boring until I found my inside that thing.
Her: Inside which thing?
PP her or reply her with: The thing is too naughty. I don't want to corrupt a virgin like you.
Her: I want to hear, so tell me.
PP her.
Lol = Keep lol'ing
Haha = Keep haha'ing
K = Why do you keep reminding me that you have K-leg? Or K, as in Kiss?
From the above, be creative and come up with yours. Don't turn everything to sexual humor, SMH, because too much of anything is bad. Once in a while, reply like a boring nice guy. The more you practice, the more you'll discover things yourself.
Please and please, practice on WhatsApp and don't use a profile picture. If you disobey this, you'll find it hard to master how to ChatDict.
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