olumide3367 wrote:Hey buddies,
How do i SMH boring messages from girls like:
how are you,
have you eaten?,
what are you doing now?
how was work today?,
how was your day,
Pls i need a good reply. Thanks in advance.
You are not trying your best to be creative. Giving you a canned reply will make you not to think outside the box. Anyway, we will give it to you as examples, but you should come up with yours.
Good morning = Good moaning or keep moaning.
Good afternoon = Good beforenoon or hornymoon / honeymoon.
Good evening = Good Adaming
How are you? = Almost fine
Her: Lol. Why almost fine?
You: Because after you raped me in my dreams, I have been in the hospital.
Her: Lol. You're crazy.
Have you eaten = No. I want to eat you out, but you'll pay. I don't eat for free.
What are you doing? = Masturbating. What about you? (Or I'm frying cucumber. Do you want one you can use for self-service?)
Her: Lol. You're funny.
Hi = low or I stopped drinking last week, so I'm not hi(gh).
Hey = Yeh or H.E.Y mean Hit Every Yansh. This means you want me to spank your naughty yansh. Hey, my spanking is not free joor, naughty girl.
Xup = You mean X up? As in, Sëx up? Girl, wetin dey hungry you no dey market. I'll tell my mommy for you that you want to corrupt her innocent son.
Her: Hahahaha. Innocent keh. Spoilt child like you blah blah blah.
What's up? = As long as Buhari is the president, everything is currently What's down.
How was work today? = Work was hot today because we had a masturbation competition today. Even the manager participated.
Her how was your day? My day was almost boring until I found my inside that thing.
Her: Inside which thing?
PP her or reply her with: The thing is too naughty. I don't want to corrupt a virgin like you.
Her: I want to hear, so tell me.
Lol = Keep lol'ing
Haha = Keep haha'ing
K = Why do you keep reminding me that you have K-leg? Or K, as in Kiss?
From the above, be creative and come up with yours. Don't turn everything to sexual humor, SMH, because too much of anything is bad. Once in a while, reply like a boring nice guy. The more you practice, the more you'll discover things yourself.
Please and please, practice on WhatsApp and don't use a profile picture. If you disobey this, you'll find it hard to master how to ChatDict.