[3/18, 16:57] Girl: Nope
[3/18, 17:30] Africanbayo: Oyinda, you left the chat without prior notice
[3/18, 17:31] Africanbayo: That was rude! If I were you, I would apologise
[3/18, 17:38] Girl: Ohhh, m sorry sir/ ma
[3/18, 17:41] Africanbayo: Oh, that's quite rare...
[3/18, 17:41] Africanbayo: You amazed me!
[3/18, 17:42] Africanbayo: If you contest election, I will vote for u
[3/18, 18:44] Girl: Awwwn, its an honor sir/ma
[3/18, 18:44] Girl: Happy
[3/18, 18:44] Girl: M hape
[3/18, 18:49] Africanbayo: You have a beautiful heart... I wish you are as beautiful as your heart
[3/18, 21:21] Girl: Awwwwn, m now blushing o
[3/18, 21:24] Africanbayo: Haba Oyinda, you appear lively, but this ur off and on, veryyyyy bad
[3/18, 21:30] Girl: Ohhh, m a very busy person
[3/18, 21:31] Africanbayo: Very busy? Even on a Sunday?
[3/18, 21:31] Africanbayo: I am sure you can't be busier than I am
[3/18, 21:37] Africanbayo: Its alright...
[3/18, 21:37] Girl: Yes
[3/18, 21:43] Africanbayo: What keeps you busy Oyinda?
[3/18, 21:44] Africanbayo: Job? House chores? Marital responsibilities? Vice versa...
[3/18, 22:00] Africanbayo: If its Chevron job, I will be your Evans...
[3/19, 07:34] Girl: Lolzzz
[3/19, 07:39] Africanbayo: I am not chatting I am going. Its Monday morning, and you are busy. Thanks
[3/19, 08:06] Girl: Ohh, angry right
[3/19, 08:06] Girl: M so sorry
[3/19, 08:17] Africanbayo: Not at all ma'am
[3/19, 08:17] Africanbayo: Its Monday, and its understandable
[3/19, 08:19] Africanbayo: I am now officially your friend... Do have a lovely day ahead
[3/20, 07:07] Girl: Morning, how was your night
[3/20, 08:35] Africanbayo: My night was splendid, how was yours?
[3/20, 08:36] Africanbayo: Guess your day was hectic yesterday!
[3/20, 19:47] Girl: Yup
[3/20, 20:10] Africanbayo: Oyinda...
[3/21, 09:08] Girl: Morning boss
[3/21, 09:14] Africanbayo: Oyinda u are not serious o
[3/21, 09:15] Girl: Ha
[3/21, 09:15] Girl: Waht I do
[3/21, 09:16] Africanbayo: Lolz. Iwo ehn...
[3/21, 09:17] Africanbayo: Continue...
[3/21, 09:19] Girl: Hmmm
[3/21, 09:20] Africanbayo: Hmm ko, hmm ni.
[3/21, 09:20] Africanbayo: Is this how to keep a friend
[3/21, 09:20] Africanbayo: I am angry o
[3/21, 09:21] Girl: Why
[3/21, 09:21] Girl: M sorry
[3/21, 09:22] Africanbayo: That word "sorry" is never difficult for you to say. Omo Dada ni e
[3/21, 09:22] Africanbayo: Lolz
[3/21, 09:23] Africanbayo: Oya, go and be busy again...
[3/21, 09:28] Girl: Lolzzz
[3/21, 09:31] Africanbayo: Stop lolzzing me jo
[3/21, 09:32] Africanbayo: Your pix on ur dp
[3/21, 11:26] Girl: Yeah
[3/21, 11:28] Africanbayo: I need a bolder one...
[3/21, 13:13] Girl: Nope
[3/21, 13:18] Africanbayo: Hmmm...
[3/21, 16:02] Girl: Yea
[3/21, 20:28] Africanbayo: Been on a journey...
[3/21, 20:28] Africanbayo: The network here sucks
[3/21, 20:34] Girl: How was the journey
[3/21, 20:36] Africanbayo: Very fine... Although boring
[3/21, 20:36] Africanbayo: How are you today?
[3/21, 20:52] Girl: M good
[3/21, 21:11] Africanbayo: You know what Oyinda, you appear very intelligent to me
[3/21, 21:11] Africanbayo: But a bit naughty...
[3/21, 22:01] Girl: Lolzzz
[3/21, 22:06] Africanbayo: Lolzing abi, you know urself...
[3/21, 22:07] Africanbayo: A little bit of naughtiness is good.
[3/21, 22:09] Girl: Wow, thanks
[3/21, 22:10] Africanbayo: Thanks that you are naughty abi? Continue
[3/21, 22:10] Girl: When I don't know what to say nkor
[3/21, 22:12] Africanbayo: Oro e ti sumi Oyin! Naso you go dey say sorry even before anything happens ... Lolz
[3/21, 22:30] Girl: Haaa
[3/21, 22:36] Africanbayo: Before you flee from the chat, let me say good night o.
[3/22, 09:58] Girl: My gosh
[3/22, 09:58] Girl: Can't stop laughing o
[3/22, 10:41] Africanbayo: I am in Ibadan for a prog
[3/22, 10:42] Africanbayo: Will leave for Lagos this evening...
[3/22, 10:42] Africanbayo: Expecting a journey mercy wish from you by then...
[3/22, 12:27] Girl: Safe journey dear
[3/22, 12:57] Africanbayo: Amen. Thanks dear
[3/22, 19:50] Girl: How was the journey
[3/22, 19:50] Girl: There already
[3/22, 20:52] Africanbayo: Oyinda, so kind of you dear...
[3/22, 20:52] Africanbayo: I am worn and stressed...
[3/22, 20:53] Africanbayo: Still at Redeemed Camp...
[3/22, 20:53] Africanbayo: Only God know when I will get to Lagos
[3/22, 22:21] Girl: Eeyah
[3/22, 22:21] Girl: Sorry ehn
[3/22, 22:29] Africanbayo: Thanks Oyin, just entering Lag.
[3/22, 22:29] Africanbayo: Would be home in 30mins time
[3/22, 22:30] Africanbayo: Do have a lovely night, before you escape again!
[3/22, 22:59] Girl: Lolzzz,when I no be hen
[3/22, 23:40] Africanbayo: Mo mon iwa ara ile mi, kise ebu. Lolz
[3/23, 07:23] Girl: Hmmm
[3/23, 07:23] Girl: Morning
[3/23, 07:23] Girl: Your night
[3/23, 07:32] Africanbayo: You and hmmm
[3/23, 07:32] Africanbayo: Hope your night was splendid?
[3/23, 07:54] Africanbayo: Where has this naughty girl ran to again for amadioha sake!
[3/24, 20:38] Africanbayo: I sure have overstayed my welcome right?
[3/24, 20:39] Africanbayo: Its nice being your friend for 7 days.
[3/24, 20:39] Africanbayo: Do take care of your self...
[3/24, 22:22] Girl: Amadioha bibo
[3/24, 22:22] Girl: See this one o, person wey no get light for phone dey chat ni
[3/25, 13:18] Africanbayo: Lolz... Your sins are forgiven, so go and sin no more
[3/26, 00:12] Girl: Lolzzz
[3/26, 00:12] Girl: Happy Palm Sunday
[3/26, 08:33] Africanbayo: You barely stay online Oyinda... Happy Easter in advance
[3/26, 08:35] Africanbayo: One day, I will hook you down on this WhatsApp and you ll have nowhere to run too. In fact, I will sit on top of you!
[3/26, 18:28] Girl: Kilode
[3/26, 18:28] Girl: When I no be chair
[3/26, 18:32] Africanbayo: Iwo ma worry
[3/26, 18:33] Girl: Toor
[3/26, 18:33] Girl: Motigbo o
[3/26, 18:33] Africanbayo: Are you afraid you may break... With your tiny body
[3/26, 18:33] Africanbayo:
[3/26, 18:33] Africanbayo: Melo Lara e gan
[3/26, 18:34] Africanbayo:
[3/26, 18:35] Girl: Mofoo
[3/26, 18:35] Africanbayo: But sincerely Oyinda, you need more flesh!
[3/26, 18:36] Girl: Hun
[3/26, 18:36] Girl: See talk
[3/26, 18:37] Africanbayo: I know truth is bitter and painful, but we got to say it... Lolz
[3/26, 18:39] Girl: Mr truth eshey o
[3/26, 18:39] Girl: Oloto ilu
[3/26, 18:40] Africanbayo: Okare lai, omo agba nie
[3/26, 18:40] Girl: Kepe o
[3/26, 18:40] Africanbayo: So, hope you have a stress free day
[3/26, 18:41] Girl: Nope and you
[3/26, 18:41] Africanbayo: Stress and Lagos are Siamese twin... So, I am still in the stress
[3/26, 18:42] Girl: Eeyah
[3/26, 18:42] Girl: Traffic ko niyen
[3/26, 18:43] Africanbayo: Stress is however not bad for people like us, cow we are plumpy and have thick body...
[3/26, 18:43] Africanbayo: Yes my dear.... It's killing
[3/26, 18:43] Girl: Hmmm, that's why you are always in traffic
[3/26, 18:44] Girl: All that your plumpy and thick body will thin there
[3/26, 18:45] Africanbayo: Lol, naughty girl. Oti leke ebu ju Oyonda
[3/26, 18:45] Africanbayo: Oyinda
[3/26, 18:46] Girl: Eke ebu keh
[3/26, 18:46] Africanbayo: Hope you didn't look for anybody trouble today...
[3/26, 18:47] Africanbayo: Sha tell me before you leave the chat, otherwise, I will punish ni o
[3/26, 18:50] Girl: When m not trouble finder
[3/26, 18:52] Africanbayo: All those sharp mouth you have been using to abuse me nko...
[3/26, 18:53] Africanbayo: Don't worry I won't spank you cos you are an intelligent lady...
[3/26, 20:18] Girl: Mr spanker
[3/26, 20:19] Girl: Runaway Mr
[3/26, 21:07] Africanbayo: I know you are afraid of my spanking, but you won't escape it... I promise
[3/26, 21:10] Africanbayo: Oya, come back, I am only playing with you dear...
[3/26, 21:43] Girl: Arbi m the one dah will spank you
[3/26, 21:45] Africanbayo: When it comes to spanking, omode ni e Oyinda
[3/26, 21:46] Africanbayo: So, you are pardoned...
[3/26, 22:33] Girl: Hun
[3/26, 22:33] Girl: You better tender your official apology letter or else
[3/27, 06:10] Africanbayo: Anyways, it's necessary truly, cos of eyin iya you know. Lolz
[3/27, 06:11] Africanbayo: Good morning dear. Do have a lovely day ahead
[3/27, 21:19] Girl: Evening
[3/27, 21:19] Girl: How was your day
[3/27, 21:19] Girl: Hope its stressful, lolzzz
[3/27, 21:20] Girl: Just wanna check on you
[3/27, 21:32] Africanbayo: O serious Oyinda
[3/27, 21:32] Africanbayo: You don't miss me abi
[3/27, 21:33] Africanbayo: Just run away as usual you hear
[3/27, 21:33] Africanbayo: The way I will spank you hen.. No be here
[3/28, 08:34] Girl: Me miss you
[3/28, 08:34] Girl: Laye
[3/28, 08:45] Africanbayo: Really, iyen na fine...
[3/28, 08:46] Africanbayo: No problem,
[3/29, 13:46] Girl: Hello
[3/29, 16:18] Africanbayo: Oyinda toh pretty
[3/29, 16:18] Africanbayo: So wapa, hope you are not blushing!
[3/29, 16:19] Africanbayo: Cos, I don't really think you are that pretty oh
[3/29, 16:19] Africanbayo: The rain, hope it didn't touch you?
[3/29, 18:41] Girl: I pretty pa
[3/29, 18:41] Girl: At all
[3/29, 18:53] Africanbayo: Pretty my foot...
[3/29, 18:54] Africanbayo: Naughty girl... If any deceives you, I won't be part of them
[3/29, 18:55] Africanbayo: Hope you didn't find any trouble today?
[3/29, 18:56] Africanbayo: Guess what?
[3/29, 19:18] Girl: Me o m not trouble finder
[3/29, 19:20] Africanbayo: U are finding my trouble
[3/29, 19:21] Africanbayo: But, don't worry, daddy won't spank u
[3/29, 20:57] Girl: So you think m finding your trouble
[3/29, 21:01] Girl: If I find your trouble once you will prostate gbalaja to beg me ni
[3/29, 21:09] Girl: You are now in ib
[3/29, 21:11] Africanbayo: What does this opelenge even thought herself to be self. Eru okinba e ni
[3/29, 21:13] Africanbayo: Don't worry, I am thinking of a good punishment for you, and you will be begging me when I am doing it....
[3/29, 21:16] Africanbayo: Melo Lara e gan!
[3/29, 21:52] Girl: Mofoo
[3/29, 21:55] Africanbayo: Iwo ma worry...
[3/29, 21:56] Africanbayo:
[3/29, 22:01] Girl: Igara turkey
[3/29, 22:03] Africanbayo: You need spanking Oyinda. Serious one
[3/29, 22:04] Africanbayo: I know you ll soon run away, since u no get liver
[3/29, 22:04] Girl: Mr spanker its a free world
[3/29, 22:04] Africanbayo: Bad girl...
[3/29, 22:05] Girl: Eni to ba se ohun ti enikan o seri ma ri ohun tenikan o riri
[3/29, 22:05] Africanbayo: You no what, just move closer, don't run o.... Watch me
[3/29, 22:05] Girl: Oya
[3/29, 22:06] Girl: Go on soun
[3/29, 22:06] Africanbayo: Who taught her Yoruba... Lolz
[3/29, 22:06] Girl: See him o as if I be igbo
[3/29, 22:06] Africanbayo: Oyinda, oti yankan momi lowo. Naughty girl
[3/29, 22:06] Girl: I be confirm omo oko yoruba
[3/29, 22:07] Girl: Lolzzz
[3/29, 22:07] Africanbayo: Don't be afraid... Wont spank u again
[3/29, 22:07] Girl: Kini
[3/29, 22:07] Africanbayo: Let's sit and discuss
[3/29, 22:08] Girl: If you no spank me na wahala o
[3/29, 22:08] Girl: No ngbo
[3/29, 22:08] Africanbayo: Se emi e gbe
[3/29, 22:08] Africanbayo: Oyindaaaaaa.
[3/29, 22:09] Girl: Yeahn
[3/29, 22:09] Africanbayo: Don't worry, I don't want you to break o
[3/29, 22:10] Africanbayo: I will have pity on you. Just beg me
[3/29, 22:10] Africanbayo: Lobatan
[3/29, 22:11] Girl: No
[3/29, 22:11] Girl: No no no
[3/29, 22:12] Africanbayo: Can I ask you a question?
[3/29, 22:12] Girl: Sure
[3/29, 22:12] Africanbayo: My naughty Oyinda
[3/29, 22:13] Girl: Don't bribe me
[3/29, 22:14] Africanbayo: Answer now, I will still spank u
[3/29, 22:14] Girl: Dah lady fa
[3/29, 22:15] Africanbayo: See this one... Who dey deceive u
[3/29, 22:16] Africanbayo: My problem with you is that, na only starting u get!
[3/29, 22:18] Girl: Meaning I no get finishing niyen o
[3/29, 22:19] Africanbayo: Na lie I talk
[3/29, 22:20] Girl: Lie bibo
[3/29, 22:20] Africanbayo: So it's true... Why are u making mouth before
[3/29, 22:21] Africanbayo: Naughty girl...
[3/29, 22:21] Girl: God I will beat this boy o
[3/29, 22:22] Africanbayo: Lolz... See this lepa. Can u even dare
[3/29, 22:24] Africanbayo: See, I am tying only towel, if in the course of beating me, my towel fall, you fit wait? Talk true o
[3/29, 22:47] Girl: Hmmm
[3/29, 22:47] Girl: Lemme run go meet my boyfriend
[3/29, 22:48] Girl:
[3/29, 22:55] Africanbayo: Naughty girl... Just go you hear. I will not play with you again...
[3/29, 22:55] Africanbayo: Good night
[3/30, 21:18] Girl: Mr spanker
[3/30, 21:25] Africanbayo: Promise me you will not run away!..
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