This girl have be cleffed
Last year
I was checking a friend suggestion on Facebook when I clicked on her profile and saw we are in thesame dept, I chatted her up using an opinion opener. She gave a good answer I then told her she knows r/ship back to back o it seems she has PhD in love n r/ship. She laughed... Then I typed my phone number n told her to add me. She told me she will add me n chat me up.
The next day I saw a msg on my WhatsApp I ask who d person was n she introduced herself. I told her blessed is she that founded a man she laf. She tend told me I am jovial, when I made her laff n she will just be saying I'm not serious . We continued chatting until one day when I said something funny n she got angry and used an angry emoticon. I tend told her this 1 dat she is frowning did she take hot pepper, she den laff. That's how we continue charting sometimes I will Pïss her off and won't apologize.
One day I decided to call her but I was nervous... I wrote whatever I want to say on paper and rehersed. Then I called her, she told me she was surprised, I told her how comes her voice is sweet she put lov potion abi... She laff as if 2moro no dey even d person sitting near her was asking her why she was laffin @ d background. I told her dat she better go n do PhD in kissing b4 she qualify to kiss me (she laf). I ended d call telling her I will b expecting her call.
One day while going to our dept I saw her but pretended not to. On chat she told me that I will see som1 n will not even say hi. I told her I didn't see her n turn the question arnd by saying what abt her, she could av said hi since she saw me. I then told her we are supposed to meet officially. I am a level ahead of her. Another day I called her twice she didn't pick, later she called me n I Crack her up, I told her this one that she is laffin she has started falling in love abi. She laff n was saying so she is the 1 I am telling her this. I told her whatever she is feeling is child's play if she see me she started dancing in love with me (lol I don't even know the meaning of that). Her credit finished, I call back n her voice changed a bit(it was in d nyt). I told her that dis 1 she is using bedroom voice for me, she is looking for my trouble o.
A week later I saw her from afar when I wanted to enter a class but didn't bother about her, little did I know that she saw me, she entered the class with her friend n sat at the front seat. I then went out of the class n talked to one of my guy he's in 100 lvl. Not nothing I was making her curious. She then went tru d window and called me. We started talking from the way she was looking at me I know I av created attraction. I told her why is she lookin at me hasn't she seen a handsome guy b4. After she laf I told her to stop looking at me... She said she will continue looking she doesn't want me to run. I then enter the class, I then use opportunity to touch her I told her she is tiny I can fling her. I then pack my things n as I was leaving the class she kept looking at me I told her to stoy looking me laf. After I left to go for fellowship (it's Friday) I saw her also left the class(that means she enta d class purposely cos of me). Subsequently we met, I put my hands around her, Crack her up and we snapped a pix with her coursemate (male), I told her to call me by 7pm I have somtin to tell her, she said she don't even have credit to call sef.. We then walked 3 of us outside the school. While walking I held her hand n touch her palm saying her palms is strong if she laf anybody d person will get tribal mark. When we went outside she bought groundnut n ask if her coursemate will eat he said no. As for me b4 she ask I said yes when she gave me I told her that can't she put d food in my mouth, she laff. Then escorted her till she enter Keke (I didn't pay for her tp I'm too broke lol) .Although she didn't call me that day but after 2 days she called with strange numba, I didn't pick 3 times until she used her main number I picked. She told me I am doing shakara abi told her didn't c d call. We had interesting convo. Another time I called her and told her why is her voice different she has indomie voice, I told her haven't she heard a sexy voice b4 she laff... One of my female neighbor had me n was also laffin.
Suddenly I was scarce, due to test my schedule was tight I didn't bother to call her or chat her up sef. One day when I was passing she called me I came n we gisted told her I was late for lectures. I later come back when I had the lecture was not holding. We gisted, I left my bag with her n left she later called me when she was going. She called me, I came n told dem how d lecturer sets his questions since they are reading for test.
This year
When I see her we always talk, even though we chat less. I will be playing with her and having fun and the next thing I will tell her bye and be pushing her to go (push pull) .. Naso one day this girl do me wetin I dey do her last 2 months oboy this thing affect my emotions o (I never knew what I was doing was powerful).
When she finished exams one day I carry my handout and was fanning her I told her there is smoke in her head. She said she was tired I said lemme carry her on wheel barrow to my house. She said yes that's let's go to my house.I refuse . (She don't know my house and I have been refusing to tell her where I stay). From the way she was behavior this girl want to collect (lol) Her friend came, we greeted. I told the girl that since she was tired lemme carry her, she agreed but I told her I never eat o. As we continue talking na him dis gal start dey touch my chest. I told her b careful o cos I am someone's property she was saying that I like when she touch my chest. She continued trying to touch my chest but I refuse. We then went to hostel, her friend enter but she refused to enter saying that we should gist... She saw 1 tree I was saying d tree was naked I ask her is d r/ship btw naked n tree. She was just saying some nawty stuffs She started talking abt her family members n d work her brother is doing. I later told her I will pick her up o she said I should pick her up. I picked her up and swing her slowly she was enjoying until I started swinging fast, she was begging me to stop. When I stopped we almost fell. Her friend came back n I escorted her to enter Keke (the road is close to my house).
Many things transpired but time won't permit. I never ask her out, kiss or slept with her (don't know y I didn't)
@Answermachine I don write project. Oya come and grade me lol
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