If you want a relationship, then start acting as her boyfriend. Have you blocked her demanding syndrome? Within 2-5 days into a new relationship, a GMC should block a woman's demanding syndrome, else, you'll regret not doing it. When she starts demanding and you refused to comply, she'll withdraw. This is why it's good to block this loophole as early as possible.
If you don't block it, you'll have no option than to use humor in dodging it. It's better blocked than dodged. Haven't you read our post on how to block it? Search around the forum and you'll see it. When she talked about card, you could say, "I only send people card worth a million and above. If you're asking me for a card below 1 million, then count me out. I only do big things. I want a card I'll send to your phone and it will explode. Not all these 200 Naira nonsense recharge cards. I'm bigger than that."
At this time, she'll laugh, then say, "I'm serious. Abeg, na send it." In summary, you should have blocked her demanding syndrome to avoid all these unnecessary demand. Warning! men don't owe a women, but women owe men. Dig for the meaning yourself and when you find it, you'll be forever free from women. Most men can't find it and this is why they are caged. We won't even reveal it openly except in ESCOFi which has been banned.
Talking about 'if you're light skinned or not' shows she's one of those girls with preference of a particular skin tone, but that shouldn't bother you as a GMC - women are emotional creatures. Their preferences don't matter. What matters is if the guy wooing her has the GMC skill or not.
She didn't block you because you're different. You're a GMC or at least, a-GMC-to-be. She chats with lots of boring and predictable nice guys, so a guy giving her a challenge and a tough time is a rare gem. No woman will love to lose such a man.
Threat is only to disarm you to reveal yourself, but she didn't know she's messing with the wrong guy. That's mystery and women are attracted to it. When she said you're ugly and that's why you didn't reveal yourself, it's a Shït test and you should have said, "Of course. I won the ugliest man award last year, my stubborn girl. Duh!" Anyway, your reply is still good.
Wrong chat? She's just being girlie and stylishly missing you, but also playing her women game just as men do. Drama is fun. I don't know why most of you guys are so scared of drama in a relationship. Any relationship without drama is boring. As a man, you need to always invent dramas, else, another GMC will do so. Don't be in your comfort zone - expand.
You don't really need any clue. Our job here is to make sure everyone becomes their boss and not dependent on clues from other GMCs. Since you need a clue, I'll give you one or two, but the best will always be the one you came up with. Wait! Have you started calling her the Love Button names on this list below? If you haven't, then you really haven't learnt anything from this forum and we're disappointed. I'm sorry, you're in the wrong place.
Anyway, here are some examples on how you can start an intriguing new chat next time.